Ah, nothing like a good click-bait heading to generate some excitement toward a post!
Amazing, to me at least, was getting this in the mail:
I sent out this last March, so it was an nice surprise to finally get it back. He's the 3rd TTM from last year I got back signed, following Junior Guerra and Christian Yelich. Hellickson is currently a free agent after splitting last season with the Phillies and Orioles.I hope he catches on somewhere so I'll have an opportunity to root for him. He seems like he'd be a decent depth option at the very least.