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Chris (The Collector) had a recent post where he listed his favorite
bands/musicians starting with every letter of the alphabet. He then challenged
others to submit their picks, and I'm more than up for the challenge. In
addition to picking an artist, for each letter I'm also going to pick lyrics
of theirs that just sticks in my head, as well as list anyone I've heard
perform live for each letter.
A - Audioslave
Chris Cornell is one of my favorite lead singers, and when he teamed up with
Tom Morello and other members of Rage Against The Machine, I was hooked.
Each album is a solid work of rock and roll.
Lyric: "I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning" - I Am The Highway
Artists I've Heard Perform Live: Tori Amos
B - Barenaked Ladies
I've been a fan of BNL since their first album, and they've done
nothing to dissuade my fandom. Their "Selfie Cam Jams" were some of the best
Covid-related socially distancing music out there.
Lyric: "Like Kurosawa, I make mad films, 'kay, I don't make films, But if I did they'd have a Samurai" - One Week
Artists I've Heard Perform Live: Barenaked Ladies, Blues
Traveler
C - Jonathan Coulton
I'm betting most people haven't heard of him, but I heard him open up for
another band listed later and have been a fan ever since. His songs are
often catchy with a touch of dark humor.
Lyric:
"All we want to do is eat your brains, we're not unreasonable, I mean no
one's gonna eat your eyes"
- RE: Your Brains
Artists I've Heard Perform Live: Jonathan Coulton, Cheap Trick, Cavo,
Jerry Cantrell
D - Deep Purple
One of my dad's favorite bands, they became one of mine as well.
Lyric:
"She's got loving like quicksand, Only took one touch of her hand" - Hush
Artists I've Heard Perform Live: Dave Matthews Band, Chris Daughtry,
Days Of The New, Gavin DeGraw
E - Electric Light Orchestra
There wasn't a clear cut answer for me here, so I went with the musical
genius of Jeff Lynne.
Lyrics:
"Mr. Blue Sky please tell us why, You had to hide away for so long" - Mr. Blue Sky
Artists I've Heard Perform Live: none
F - Foo Fighters
Let's be honest people, did anyone really think the drummer would be the
most talented member of Nirvana? This band has pumped out so much catchy
rock anthems it was hard to pick a lyric.
Lyrics: "Send in your skeletons, Sing as their bones go marching in again" - The Pretender
Artists I've Heard Perform Live: none
G- Goo Goo Dolls
You may know The Goo Goo Dolls from their hits, but this Buffalo based group
had more of a harder vibe before they hit it big. Don't let songs like
"Iris" fool you, they can rock with the best of them.
Lyrics:
"We had a mountain, But took it for granted, We had a spaceship, But we couldn't land it"
- Long Way Down
Artists I've Heard Perform Live: Goo Goo Dolls, Lee Greenwood, Grant
Lee Buffalo
H - Harvey Danger
These one-hit wonders created one of my all-time favorite songs of the 90's.
Lyrics:
"Hear the voices in my head, I swear to God it sounds like they're snoring" - Flagpole Sitta
Artists I've Heard Perform Live: none
I - Incubus
A very underrated band, I can't help but sing along to "Drive" when it comes
on the radio.
Lyrics:
"If I were your appendages, I'd hold open your eyes so you would see,
That all of us are heaven-sent, And there was never meant to be only
one"
- Meglomaniac
Artists I've Heard Perform Live: Indigo Girls, Billy Idol
J - Jet
Another underrated rock band.
Lyrics: "Well it's one, two, three, take my hand and come with me, Because you look so fine that I really wanna make you mine" -
Are You Gonna Be My Girl
Artists I've Heard Perform Live: Tom Jones
K - B.B. King
I have an appreciation of blues music, and B.B. is a big reason why.
Lyrics: "I gave you seven children, And now you wanna give them back" - How Blue Can You Get
Artists I've Heard Perform Live: Lenny Kravitz, King Crimson
L - Led Zeplin
There's an unofficial rule in our house: When Led Zeplin is on, you don't
change the station.
Lyrics: "It was in the darkest depths of Mordor, I met a girl so fair, But Gollum, and the evil one, Crept up and slipped away with her" - Ramble On
Artists I've Heard Perform Live: Letters to Cleo, Lisa Loeb
M - Metallica
I have a confession: I prefer the band's more polished work from the Black
album onward to their early thrash days.
Lyrics:
"So close, no matter how far, It couldn't be much more from the heart, Forever trusting who we are, And nothing else matters" - Nothing
Else Matters
Artists I've Heard Perform Live: Metallica, The Mighty Mighty
Bosstones, Sarah McLaughlin
N - No Doubt
When I was in college, I played music at the college's local radio station.
I remember playing No Doubt before they hit it big, and I always felt lucky
to claim I was a fan before "Tragic Kingdom".
Lyrics:
"Now it's gone too deep, You wake me in my sleep, My dreams become nightmares,
'Cause you're ringing in my ears." - Spiderwebs
Artists I've Heard Perform Live: none
O - Oasis
"(What's The Story) Morning Glory" is one of those albums I can play
on repeat and listen to multiple times in succession.
Lyrics:
"All your dreams are made, When you're chained to the mirror like the razor blade" -
What's the Story Morning Glory
Artists I've Heard Perform Live: none
P - Tom Petty
From the Heartbreakers to his solo work and even including the Traveling
Wilburys, Petty has been a constant source of great tracks.
Lyrics:
"And I'll keep this world from draggin' me down, Gonna stand my ground" - Won't Back Down
Artists I've Heard Perform Live: none
Q - Queensryche
I was determined not to default to the super-group Queen for this one.
Lyrics:
"Wide awake you face the day, Your dream is over, Or has it just begun?" - Silent Lucidity
Artists I've Heard Perform Live: none
R - Rusted Root
This band had a huge following in Western NY during my college days, and
I've seen them multiple times.
Lyrics: "All I want is food and creative love." - Food And
Creative Love
Artists I've Heard Perform Live: Rusted Root
S - Stone Temple Pilots
This letter was the hardest to narrow down, as there were just too many
great groups out there. In the end I went with the always enjoyable STP.
Lyrics:
"Does anybody know how the story really goes? Or do we all just hum along?" - Big Bang Baby
Artists I've Heard Perform Live: Smashing Pumpkins, Saigon Kick,
Southern Culture On the Skids, Sponge
T - They Might be Giants
My favorite band, this was the easiest choice. I've seen them in concert 5
times.
Lyrics:
"Everybody dies frustrated and sad, and that is beautiful" - Don't
Let's Start
Artists I've Heard Perform Live: They Might Be Giants, Theory of A
Deadman
U - Ugly Kid Joe
I don't really care for U2 - they're ok, they just don't do it for me. That
left me with another one hit wonder from back in the day.
Lyrics:
"Surprise, Surprise, I'm comin' at ya' live, I sure as hell ain't Mickey
Mouse, I'm a killer in disguise"
- Madman
Artists I've Heard Perform Live: none
V - Veruca Salt
Nina Gordon and Louise Post are rock goddesses, and hearing them sing
in person was the closest I'll ever get to two hot women fighting over
me.
Lyrics: "Way to go, way to flip off everyone, I steal your thunder then I try to bolt" - Volcano Girls
Artist I've Heard Perform Live: Veruca Salt, Violent Femmes
W - Weezer
I'm excited to hear their latest album when it comes out next month.
Lyrics: "What's with these homies dissin' my girl? Why do they gotta front?" - Buddy Holly
Artists I've Heard Perform Live:
none
X - XTC
Everyone seems to be having trouble with this one. I'll admit, I'm not
familiar with the band. They only earn favorite status because They
Might Be Giants wrote a song called "XTC Vs. Adam Ant". If XTC is good
enough for them, they're good enough for me.
Lyrics:
"XTC versus Adam Ant, I can't tell you why, Even the singer from Bow Wow Wow, Can't make up her mind" - XTC
Vs Adam Ant (They Might Be Giants)
Artists I've Heard Perform Live: none
Y - Weird Al Yankovic
I remember staying up late as a kid hoping to catch "Eat It" on a show called Friday Night Videos. He was the last artist I got
to see in concert before Covid-19 shut everything down.
Lyrics: "Mashed potatoes can be your friend" - Dare To Be
Stupid
Artists I've Heard Perform Live: Weird Al Yankovic
Z - Frank Zappa
Another artist I can attribute my fandom from my father, Zappa is
on his own level of musical genius.
Lyrics:
"The beat goes on and I'm so wrong" - Dancing Fool
Artists I've Heard Perform Live: none
So there you have it. I hope you enjoyed my choices, and we'll be back next
time with our regularly scheduled sports card related content!