Friday, September 6, 2019

The Most Radest Player Born In The 80's

Yo, another totally tubular contest is going down at Collecting Cutch!  All I gotta do is take a chill pill and write about a choice jock born in the 80's? Bitchin!

2018 Donruss Optic - Pink
#72 Dustin Pedroia

My homey has had some gnarly heinous luck these past few years, but Dustin Pedroia had legit skillz on the diamond. His hitting was dope and his fielding was fly.

Where's the beef? Check this out:
  • 2007 Rookie of the Year
  • 2008  AL MVP
  • 2008 Silver Slugger
  • 2013 Wilson Overall Defensive Player of the Year
  • 4-time Gold Glove winner
  • 4-time All-Star
  • 3-time World Series Champion (You say 2018 shouldn't count? As if! Barf me out, poser!)

Borderline Hall of Famer? Word! (It could have been no-doubt if that grody spazz Machado didn't take our dude out with a harsh slide.)

Gotta motor! Later days and better days!


  1. Well,he may be the radest player born in the 80s, but that guy Doug who played third for the Astros in the early 70s was Rader!

    I’ll show myself out.

    1. Perhaps, but was he even Rader than 70's Giants catcher Dave? Who was the rader Rader?

  2. It'll be interesting to see how the HOF voting goes for Pedroia a number of years from now. I hope the committee remembers how dominant he was for a number of years, even as recently as 2016.